Wednesday, September 29, 2010

The Duchess - Tanya

Sup brah's?

Went to the dodgy industrial area in Abbotsford. Heaps of knock shops around there. I went to one called The Duchess. I'd been once before, but the intros were shit.

The joint is situated in a run down alley with heaps of fuckwit mechanics and panel beaters pretending to work. I run into the front door before any cunt sees me. Like any dink joint, they had a Buddha statue with offerings and candles out the front. As I was contemplating what Buddha himself would have thought about being made into a Papasan in so many knock shops, the real madam turns up and says they only have one girl available. She sends out Tanya, a 24 year old Thai girl with fair skin a slim body but a chunky arse which was unusual. I needed to drop a load so she was going to have to do although I would have usually said no.

Upstairs we go following her big booty. Friendly manner which was cool. Pay my $100 for 20 mins, wash my balls and jump on the bed. Facilities quite good for a slap head joint.

Off with her gear, body is better than I thought. Great looking tits. When I went to slap them around I found that they were fake! It's true that fake tits look better but I definitely prefer the feel of real tits. She starts with a shitty massage before turning me over and after a few body slides she gives me the old favourite "oh no you are very big". I gladly believe the bitch as I cram it into her mouth, with a dinger of course. Decent blowie. All the while we were listening to another whore pitting on a show in the next room, that was pretty cool.

She climbs on top of the monster cock and starts riding like a cut cat. Her pussy was loose for a gookie but it suited me cos I was trying hard not to shoot straight away. I bend her over and give her a power fuck, that big arse was good for slamming hard. Turned her over for the mish, start laying the pipe and feel I'm about to blow so I had to stop like a shit cunt.

Like an engineer studying his plans I stared at her thinking of which way I could ram her next. With my creative mind deserting me I get her to jump back on. Dead set she starts jumping on it like a voudou bitch, it was fucking awesome. Awesome enough for me to break from tradition and shoot a big load into the dinger; sorry brah's I couldn't hold it.

Like a good girl she kept her post fuck talk to a minimum as I scrubbed the smell of hooker off me. I jump out the door and pretend to make an important phone call, don't think too many cunts laughed at me.

Any of you cunts fucked there? Let me know will ya?

Happy whoring fuckers!

The Duchess: 7-9 Duke St Abbotsford VIC 3067

5 comments:

  1. thanks brother. Keep 'em coming

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  2. Awesome bro, look forward to more reviews.

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  3. Interesting blog...

    Quick question when was the last time u were in the room when a women actually had an orgasam?

    A hooker is a hooker and by the sound of you your an ass hole and an ass hole is always that...

    U feel strong cos you fuck A women with complete disrespect on the idea u pay her. I would say no matter how you get a women naked you would be the same.

    Not funny, kind of sad...

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  4. Went to the dutchess. Worst fuck ever from some Amie Winehouse looking asian.She put her hand down and held the condom till it came off. Then jumped in the shiwee all pissed off. I went and git my mininey back. Dont go there.

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  5. Whens your next blog?? i have been waiting!

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