I went down to this dink joint called Tender Touch in West Melbourne just on Dynon road, not far from Images. I had been a few times for intro's and found that the girls were usually quality, at least 4 star mince. I felt like some oriental so I went down at 5:30 am, when my dick is at it's hardest.
I rock up there and park in the discreet rear Carpark. The only thing not discrete is the peak hour traffic you have to join, coming out of the place. Some male fuckwit answers the door, looks like the chubby maitre' d in Big Trouble In Little China. What the fuck is with all of these male madams? The Papasan tells me to sit for intro's, looks at his watch and says "last booking of the night". What the fuck? Take the sign down that says '24 hours' out the front, you fucking fish head!
In come the chicks one by one, like fucking cloned sheep. They all look the same! Hot, young, Asian, slim, fair skin, sizes 6-8 max. Honestly I could have fucked all six of them. As they were all 4/5 on the cock meter I had to choose by attitude. A hot little Jap thing came in, don't remember the name but she had that cold bitchy look so I passed on that and picked a tall slim Korean girl named Aiya, 22 years old and hot as guts!
I pay the Papasan $125 for half an hour, but she was hot so I thought it should be worth paying a bit more. Upstairs, first door on the right and into a shower that was so small my cock barely fit in with me. She comes in holding a couple of plastic cups, as if there was a kids party going on down stairs. If that was the case, she came to the right room to collect her Lolly bag.
Off with her gear with very little conversation (great combination, hot and mute!). I was thinking of marrying her for a split second. Great slim bod, no sins hiding under her clothes. Great firm B cup titties, hot little gook ass, and a face straight out of those dink magazines in a Jap hair salon. She had a real porceline look. I had to deduct points for a slightly hairy box, but forgivable when judged in a holistic sense.
She was all business and slightly robotic, but she'd probably fucked 12 cunts before me, so no complaints from me.
On to my stomach and she starts by giving me a cat bath, licking me all over, which was nice exept for the fact that at times she sounded like Darth Vader's illegitimate gook daughter. Then she turns me over and starts licking my balls, FUCK YEAH I like this bitch. I got a good view in the mirror of this honey licking my nuts, which was fantastic! Then she goes to grab a drink from her party cup, I don't blame her I would want a drink too if I had just licked a stranger's balls. Then I thought "that drink smells like listerine" and before I could comprehend what was happening she was slobbering it all over my cock, NO DINGER!!!! I think I am going to marry this girl now, fucking fantastic blow job without the raincoat. Happy days!
My cock now had better breath than me! I wonder how much pseudo science has gone into testing the theory that listerine kills cock germs, perhaps the fuckwit Papasan is doing a doctorate on STI's and the counter effects of ordinary mouthwash on infectious diseases in first world brothels. Or maybe he is a cunt that makes his chicks suck off strangers without protection, or they can fuck off back to the paddy fields in rural Korea! Either way I'm happy with this mole giving me a fresh gobby.
She then sticks the dinger in her mouth and wraps it on. She lays on her back and I start sticking her like a mad cunt! She has awesome handful titties and I was ramming her balls deep. First time I've fucked a Korean and I am now a big fan! I got her to get on top and ride me. My word this girl can fuck for a 22 year old. She had all kinds of tricks including the Cambodian fuck crawl. I sat up and fucked her hard, she was fucking hot! I bent that shit over and kept sticking her, and I even threw her a bone and started playing with her clit. I ran my thumb near her arsehole but I didnt follow through, but any brah's out there that prefer to play in the mud, you may like to try.
Her arse was tiny, what a bod! This is what these fat old Aussie hookers with attitudes have to compete with, those bitches have no hope. Just when she was on her way to a near perfect score (remember she lost points for the bush) she started fucking whinging that I was taking too long to cum. I had only been fucking her for 15 mins tops and she wants to throw in the towel, the fucking mole. I decided to cut her some slack because she blew me without a dinger, and she fucked well.
I told her I wanted to give her my trademark cumshot on her tits, but all of a sudden mute girl has a voice and says "no no no no". Who the fuck is paying money here? Why the fuck do we let these whores call the shots? Anyway I climbed back on missionary and pounded her hard until I nearly blew a hole in the dinger. Fuck I hate blowing in dingers! What a waste of a good load!
The usual post load remorse. Straight into the shower to wash the mouthwash off my cock. I'm dressed and waiting to get the fuck out, but I have to wait for this mole to douche herself with her hello kitty shower gel.
I say goodbye to Dr. Fuckwit Papasan on the way out, and hope to fuck nobody recognizes me pulling out onto Dynon road.
Would I fuck there again? Fuck yes! Same girl? Never fuck the same hooker if you can avoid it.
Anyone else have a good story of Tender Touch? Let me know.
Happy whoring fuckers!
122 Dynon Rd, Kensington, VIC 3031
Had a similar experience at Tender Touch.
ReplyDeleteMet the ladies & ended up going with an older lady (maybe early 40's) because she informed me
"Ah suck you dick, no condon"
Laying on the bed, I passed on the massage, so she got straight to the Listerine™ mouth-fuck. She used her tongue to clean every bit of smegma from under my helmet, bet at that point she was wishing she'd taken some typing classes.
Besides the blowjob, she was kind of a dud root. The communication barrier didn't help either. At one point, I'd thought she'd given me the green light to fuck her in the arse, but I realised she hadn't understood me when she leaped off the bed because I tried jamming my thumb up her coight.
I ripped the 'condon' off & got her to blow me again. This time, I was standing while she knelt before me. I asked about blowing on her, she didn't understand, so I let her keep sucking until I was approaching the vinegar strokes, then I pulled out of her mouth and sprayed my load all over her tits.
The old whore shrieks "Oh no! You Bad!" I'm too exhausted to tell her to shut up & clean my cum off the floor.
I only went with the old gal because I thought the Listerine™ blowjob was her speciality. Had I realised it was the House Special, I could have fucked one of the many gorgeous young slits on offer.
Have procrastinated on sharing my thoughts here for a while, but I guess its time to spill the beans…. If you like nice young asian girls (mostly Korean here I think) THIS IS THE PLACE!!!
ReplyDeleteCame buy here a while back with time to kill in the area, had heard good things, but didnt think I really felt like a punt. Got the intros, only a few girls free (was a sunday arvo) but all worthwhile, but settled on a long haired beauty named Rose… Nice girl curvy size eight-ten, but NOT the main subject of this review. Was impressed enough that as I drove past on a sunday evening, I thought I may revisit the occasion. At the time though I had a mental blank on her name, so I asked for intro again, she was first to come in, but stayed around for rest out of curiosity, THEN, IN CAME BOA :) There was really something about her… ok, ok, it was the fact that her short hair reminded me of my ex sister in law I think (you know, we’ve all thought about that one) I went out to the counter, asked Mamasan “Yes, could I please have forty five with Rose………….ummm…. actually…(as she was headed out back)… make that Boa”
A last minute decision that was to be THOROUGHLY rewarded… Went upstairs, had shower, was met in shower (I tend to linger) by Boa who gave my ol fella a very enjoyable clean. Boa is a very petite size six to eight, short hair, smallish A cup breasts, yet her overall figure, and her gorgeous face, convey an utterly feminine look. I wont try give a blow by blow description, as others are far more capable of that than I, and I am too involved in the moment to take much in way of mental notes, suffice to say that the BBBJ was very sensitive and sensual, to my liking, nibbling at that delicious shaved pussy was divine, and it was overall such a pleasure, I found my self rushing down at the end of forty five minutes, to pay for another thirty… Yes, she is THAT good :)
Any way as luck would have it, an unplanned emergency trip to melbourne three days later (I am a four hour drive away) saw me driving past again, at around six o’clock at night. I had driven five hours straight, so in the interests of road safety, thought it best to stop in for a ‘mealbreak’ at tender touch, and knew exactly who was on my menu… Booked for an hour, and when she came into room, seemed quite and surprised to see me, as I had explained how far away I lived, and how rarely I came up… Boa the proceeded to throw her goreous body at me with gusto, and believe me I would have happily stayed longer if the timeframe allowed.
Alas, this story has a not so happy ending, next visit, I came earlier on a sunday arvo, to find Boa didnt start till six (I need to be out of town by four) and by the next visit after that, found she was headed back to Korea for a while….. On a brighter note, on that following sunday I wandered in to find SEVEN gorgeous girls available, and all looked HOT,HOT,HOT, Picked Amber, who did an admirable job at making me feel much better about the loss of my recently found playfriend. It now seems to me I need to work my way thru this bevy of beauties, to figure out which is best to occupy my spare time( I think Jasmine may be next, so would love a review), till the captivating Boa returns
All in all three(or four) very satisfying experiences in an establishment that is DEFINATELY improving
I was a regular of Aya for a good 4 months. This chick can suck and fuck. I went out with a friend of hers before and said Aya is actually 29, although she looks a lot younger. You're description of her is spot on - a body to die for! =)
ReplyDeletewhere did aiya from tender touch go after leaving there ?
ReplyDeleteYe let's get a blow job from a mouth that has sucked 15 other cocks that day... But only for you ye as ur special...
ReplyDeleteSome of you guys are nothing short of social misfits....
U pay a trades man for work do u treat him like a worthless person... No as he would bitch slap you.
Nice to see you won't go to a non Asian brothel..., do small women make your tiny tiny cocks look bigger....
I think I know what you so-called 'men' look like: short; balding;insecure; basically non-descript; can't get a woman. So you go to brothels so you can feel like a man - but duds, you ain't no man, you are duds - not dudes but DUDS. If you only knew what working girls think of you.....:)
ReplyDeleteThe above two posters are women who are terrible at sex.
ReplyDeleteThis coming from someone who has to PAY a woman to fuck him. Fucking hilarious.
DeleteAs a hot asian woman who can "suck and fuck" and who could easily get a job at one of these slut shops but I won't cos I have pride and integrity, I find all you whorefuckers pathetic. Why don't you all go fuck each other because that is what you are essentially doing when you fuck a whore considering how many other men she would have fucked before you came along.
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