Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Melbourne Whore Critic - Mission Statement

Hello my brothers in Melbourne.

This blog was created because I am sick of pussy hooker forums that do not address the big issues. Forums that are too bogged down in political correctness. Forums that are too reliant on what I call "whore speak". You know the kind...WL, DATY, CBJ....fuck off!!!

There will be no whore speak on this blog. This blog is for men (and women) who fuck hookers and are not deluded that these girls somehow like them. They like your money you pathetic cunts. They don't enjoy fucking us, they do it for the money, that is why they are hookers!

Let's get one thing straight before you read any further, I do not hate women but I am realistic and just as hookers treat their clients with contempt I treat hookers like paid hookers! I do not treat them as a girlfriend or a wife like those deluded "punters" in the mainstream forums. A whore is a whore is a whore and I enjoy fucking whores.

Also I must point out that I am not racist, I will fuck any colour pussy. Any remarks about race religion or creed are made purely for the sole purpose of getting a laugh. This is a no holds barred blog so if you are easily offended fuck off now!

Any hardcore bros out there that like my shit feel free to add your own opinions and experiences but like I said no whorespeak.

Happy whoring fuckers!

4 comments:

  1. Bravo, sir! You're a prince among men. Looking forward to regular updates.

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  2. brilliant, witty and you tell it the way it is

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  3. what happened, Melbourne Whore Critic? it's been five years - we miss you. Did you get an STI?

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  4. I agree. Someone needs to call a publisher, this guy is like shakespeare

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