Clayton Magic Hands - Annie

Sup brah's?

I went to a joint down in Clayton south, 10 Graham St. It's near some wanky golf course and surrounded by fuckwit labourers in factories. The place is called Clayton Magic Hands. Don't get confused with the pink house at the start of the street (some frog name). I went in there once for an intro and some fucked up Maori chick came out and scared the fuck out of me.

Anyway back to the magic hand joint, I'd been before for an intro; I just visited for a shit-stir, and I remembered there was a hot Asian madam who was on the menu and another fish head in the back. I regretted not fucking her so I decided to go back.

They have a discreet Carpark around the back with plenty of room which I like. I nearly tripped over the fucking cat near the door; I could have sworn the little cunt was Ginger last time not a tabby.

Some gook douchebag opens the door and he asks me to sit on his retro 80's couch. So much for the hot madam! He starts jabbering to his girls around the corner and then goes to fill up the cats food bowl; fattening it up for dinner perhaps?

Anyway some chick named Annie walks up and tells me $70 for hand relief or $90 for a 20 min fuck. I caught a glimpse of a dark skinned hotty in the back but I think some Indian cunt had fucked her just before hand and she wasn't ready yet. Annie asked if I wanted to wait or go with her. I looked her up and down; decent body, quite tall for a dink, mid to late 30's, a bit of a horse face but she had a pleasant demeanor and I couldn't be fucked waiting so I booked her for 20 mins. I part with my hard earned to the douchebag male madam who made it a point to remind her that it's only 20 mins.

Into the room we go; it's like a scene out of one of those "shocking Asia" videos (part 3 I think). The room is filthy! As I'm showering I'm expecting one of the storms from "big trouble on little china" to come crashing through the flimsy roof.

Onto my stomach on a dirty looking bed.I get a good look at her bod...arse was a bit flabby but she had nice D cup fake titties. I usually skip the massage part but this was unusual....she seemed to be hovering around my VIRGIN arse hole for a few mins while she was nicely playing with my balls; I think she was waiting for the green light but the light couldn't get any redder....ok maybe it was a dark shade of amber.

Anyway I flip over and the dinger comes out...fuck I hate health regulations. I gotta give the girl credit, she sucks a good dick,even with the raincoat on. While she had her mouth full I asked her where she was from and she said she was born in China but was educated here and mumbled something about a masters degree as I shoved my slug back in her gob, like I give a fuck about her cv! I thought to myself that must be the reason she was trying to put on a fucked up Aussie drawl...like Hughesy if he was a cheap Asian hooker.

On her back like a good turtle and I climb on as if being watched by a 19th century Methodist missionary in Fiji. I lay the pipe for a bit while she fulfils her role as the docile Oriental girl being ravaged by a westerner. I try to turn her over so I could dog fuck her but she turns on her side instead...so I obliged. I swear my cock looks bigger when fucking Asians.

After a few mins of sticking her she breaks out of character and tells me that I need to cum soon. I think douchebag runs a tight ship. I refuse to blow in a dinger so I did my trade mark and let her jerk me onto her tits. She pulled out a little tissue like she was gonna catch it but she had no hope with the load I had built up. It was a nice messy load and I took joy in her disgusted look as she cleaned up my goo; no acting there.

As usual I had post load remorse and wanted to get the fuck out but I had to wait to use the shower. Get this, instead of taking a normal wash she gave herself a Mexican shower with a jug! And she kept her boots on! What the fuck man?! I felt pity for the poor cunt that fucked her next until I quickly realised that I was that poor cunt! Douchebag must be tight with the water bill as well as the clock.

So onto the walk of shame out of the establishment. As I walked past douchebag I caught the eye of the dark skinned honey with dark curly hair. Spewing I didn't wait for her. I wanted to kick the cat on the way out but it was gone.

Have any of the brah's out there fucked at this joint? Feel free to share your story.

Happy whoring fuckers!