Bodyline - Rihanna

'Sup brah's?

Bodyline is an upmarket expensive rub and tug joint in Yarraville and sits almost under the Westgate bridge. Ample parking and fairly discreet. The joint gets very busy with cunts coming and going so you can't be too shy because you will run into other horny cunts.

I walked in for a shit stir a little while ago just to check it out; I wasn't intending on buying I just wanted to suss it out.

A real bitchy madam greets you from behind a counter like some pissed of tuck shop lady. She says "have ya been here before?" and I was like "umm no". She rolls her eyes like the bitch cunt she is and says "well it's not full service here alright, it's just nude massage with hand relief, $110 for half an hour and if the girl wants to she can offer oral for an extra $30." I felt like I had just walked into a Versace store and asked how much their jeans were. Like fuck I am paying $110 for some chick to slap my cock around!

I stuck around for the intro's anyway, I had to walk down a dimly lit area to like a games area with pool tables and shit. It felt a bit like Timezone but with hookers.

The joint was too busy for mine. Too many other cunts of all ages floating around waiting for their regular tug. They look like the married guys that don't think they're cheating because 'a rub and tug doesn't count'. Perhaps they are fulfiling a biological urge to spread their seed with as many females as possible...or maybe their wives are cunts and they just want the company of a girl that is paid not to use her biological urge, that being the urge to whinge and moan like a fuckin mole.

The girls approach one by one. There was a lot of variety of pussy; young, old, you name it. Most of the talent was decent without being fantastic. Then she came in, oh my fucking sweet Jesus, the hottest hooker/tugger I have seen!

She called herself Rihanna, you know like the hot black singer that got belted by Chris Breezee. She would have been early 20's, awesome skin colour; I think she might be a dark skinned wog chick but honestly she can't be categorized or pigeon holed; she was just fucking hot! Cute sexy face, nice slim body but not too skinny, titties looked good and an arse you would eat breakfast from. Not too tall either which is what I like; I find it hard to get geed up to fuck Lurch's sister. Her demeanor was borderline bitchy but in hindsight she may have just been shy. She left and I battled with the demons of the sky rocket, my tight arsed nature won out as I could not justify spending $110 on a beat off.

For the next few nights I went over it in my head and came to the decision that one tug job off a chick that hot is worth 3 tugs at the $40 tug and run Jap joint in Willie.

Once the decision was made I called them up to see when she was next on and the tuck shop lady mole receptionist told me that she was from interstate and had gone back home. Fuck me drunk, I missed out and I have regretted it every day since. That would have been around December 2008 and I am still spewing.

It's possible that I have mythologized her and have made her hotter in my mind but I would love the chance to exorcise my demons and my load on her. If anybody has booked her when she was here or if my interstate brothers have any idea where she might be, I'd love to know.

Tuck shop lady wasn't very helpful; they must have a big turnaround there.

Any information on her whereabouts, or any tug or fuck stories you may have about Rihanna would be appreciated. If you can locate her for me, I will review her on here for my brah's.

Happy whoring fuckers!

10/21 Thomas St  Yarraville VIC 3013, Australia