14/2 Technopark Drive, Williamstown

'Sup brah's?

I heard about this joint in some newspaper. It's actually a normal apartment. I liked the idea of going somewhere that wasn't so parlourish so I gave it a go.

It's part of a block of units and car park is discreet; all positives. I climb up stairs to the second level of units; sort of like Daniel Larusso's apartment in the Karate Kid, only instead of Freddy Fernandez hanging around, there was some fuckwit gardener pretending to be busy.  I find number 14 and ring the doorbell not knowing what to expect. Some Jap chick answers the door; I think she is the madam. She warmly invites me into what felt like a store room. She tells me to sit down and wait 5 mins and left closing the door behind her. She was not bad looking, probably early 40's.

So Here I am sitting in a shitty room that smelled like one of those fucked up boat head grocery stores that sells fire crackers. I could hear some cunt leaving, sounded like an old Aussie cunt that just blew his RSL payment while the wife was catching up with Maude and the girls, on the bus to some backward country town. I was thinking how much I hate those old cunts that contaminate the buffet at an all you can eat joint and then complain that the scones are too hard. Fuckin' old cunts.

Then the door opens; it's a different pan-head this time, she was quite cute for a chick pushing 40. I can't remember what she called herself  (sorry brah's). She takes me to a room with a bed and a massage table. I said I was after a tug and she offered $40 for a 10 min hand shandy. What was I gonna do with the other 8 minutes?

Anyway off with the robes and onto a massage table. She gets her tracksuit off, I think it was from Forges. Decent petite bod, nice itty bitty titties. She pretty much went straight for the pecker and said she was gonna take it easy. She actually climbed on the table with me which was cool. As she was stroking my cock I played with her little tic tac tits, very nice. I went for her box but was denied access. Oh well, it's only $40. I asked her where she was from, she said Hong Kong. I started to try and picture where Hong Kong was, in relation to China on the map, when I remembered I didn't give a fuck.

I must admit I was enjoying myself, $40 is a bargain and she was worth it...I could get used to this joint. I couldn't last much longer so just like the old cunt at the buffet I wanted to see how far I could stretch my cash; I asked if I could cum in her face; I know it was a long shot but why not try. She starts ranting "oh no no no " and while she was about to give me a lecture I shot my seed all over her arm.

While she's wiping my babies off her, she makes a joke about me wanting to be a porn star, because I asked for a facial.  The moment had passed & now I have to listen to this chink give me a lecture? I had the usual post load remorse and left very quickly. The fuckwit gardener was still watering the same plant so I must have been quick.

Overall she was good and I really like their set up and their respect for the privacy of their clients. Definitely going back, great value for money.

Any other brah's been?  If not give it a go if you've got 10 mins to kill when the nagging missus sends you to the shop.

Happy whoring fuckers!