Wednesday, September 29, 2010

The Duchess - Tanya

Sup brah's?

Went to the dodgy industrial area in Abbotsford. Heaps of knock shops around there. I went to one called The Duchess. I'd been once before, but the intros were shit.

The joint is situated in a run down alley with heaps of fuckwit mechanics and panel beaters pretending to work. I run into the front door before any cunt sees me. Like any dink joint, they had a Buddha statue with offerings and candles out the front. As I was contemplating what Buddha himself would have thought about being made into a Papasan in so many knock shops, the real madam turns up and says they only have one girl available. She sends out Tanya, a 24 year old Thai girl with fair skin a slim body but a chunky arse which was unusual. I needed to drop a load so she was going to have to do although I would have usually said no.

Upstairs we go following her big booty. Friendly manner which was cool. Pay my $100 for 20 mins, wash my balls and jump on the bed. Facilities quite good for a slap head joint.

Off with her gear, body is better than I thought. Great looking tits. When I went to slap them around I found that they were fake! It's true that fake tits look better but I definitely prefer the feel of real tits. She starts with a shitty massage before turning me over and after a few body slides she gives me the old favourite "oh no you are very big". I gladly believe the bitch as I cram it into her mouth, with a dinger of course. Decent blowie. All the while we were listening to another whore pitting on a show in the next room, that was pretty cool.

She climbs on top of the monster cock and starts riding like a cut cat. Her pussy was loose for a gookie but it suited me cos I was trying hard not to shoot straight away. I bend her over and give her a power fuck, that big arse was good for slamming hard. Turned her over for the mish, start laying the pipe and feel I'm about to blow so I had to stop like a shit cunt.

Like an engineer studying his plans I stared at her thinking of which way I could ram her next. With my creative mind deserting me I get her to jump back on. Dead set she starts jumping on it like a voudou bitch, it was fucking awesome. Awesome enough for me to break from tradition and shoot a big load into the dinger; sorry brah's I couldn't hold it.

Like a good girl she kept her post fuck talk to a minimum as I scrubbed the smell of hooker off me. I jump out the door and pretend to make an important phone call, don't think too many cunts laughed at me.

Any of you cunts fucked there? Let me know will ya?

Happy whoring fuckers!

The Duchess: 7-9 Duke St Abbotsford VIC 3067

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Far Eastern Relaxation - Sunni

'Sup brah's?

I had a hankering for some vindaloo for a while because there are some fucking hot Indian chicks at my work. They always give the vibe that they are ready to fuck, but their fuckwit taxi driver husbands who bring them here keep close tabs on them. Our new immigration policy should be to let all the hot Indian chicks in and fuck off all the Apus to Christmas Island or something.

I started to ring around the knock shops asking for an Indian girl; there doesn't seem to be many in the industry although there is more than enough taxi drivers, trolley collectors & students fucking our whores. The only one I could find was called Serena and she works at Le Boudoir which is an upmarket joint charging $160 for half an hour. Fuck that shit. I'm not made of money.

As luck would have it I heard that a curry chick had started at Far Eastern which is a cheaper dink joint on racecourse road, near the zoo. I hadn't fucked there before but had been for a few intro's and the vibe was ok. I rang and asked if the Indian girl was on and she was.  She calls herself Sunni (or close enough to it). I jumped in the car and sped there before some smelly student got in before me. I was gonna fuck her no matter what she looked like because I had been hanging to fuck a curry.

I went to the rear discrete entrance with my car but you still need to walk to the front of the place and up the stairs in full view of the busy traffic on Racecourse Road. A young gook girl answers the door and takes me into the first door on the left. It's a big room with shower bed and couch and looked fairly clean compared to other Jap joints.

The chick that greeted me started giving me an intro and I interrupted the bitch and asked her to go and fetch Sunni for me. Then Sunni walks in and my dick gets hard because she is an authentic Indian, not some white trash with jewelry and a dot on her head. She gave her intro and turned to leave when I stopped her and told her I wanted to book her, I paid $105 for the half hour.

She had nice brown skin, she was nice and short with a fuckable size 8-10 body. Her face was decent without being attractive but like I said she was gonna get rammed sight unseen.

All showered up and ready to go she gets her gear off; nice tits. Onto the bed and we start fondling each other straight away; no bullshit massage. I was fired up. As she was stroking my cock we had a chat. Turns out she is 24 and is actually one of those Indians from Malaysia. She had a strong accent which helped with the fantasy. Out came an off looking red dinger and she started sucking my cock. Not the best gobby but not the worst either. I started playing with her pussy but was denied.

Then she climbed onto my cock and gave me a nice steady ride. She had her eyes closed the whole time, perhaps imagining that she wasn't fucking a stranger for money. She lost points for her hairy box, although it was nice and tight. Also she had one tit much larger than the other which would usually be a turn off but I was really enjoying my spicy fuck. It is hard to describe but she had a realness about her that most other hookers don't have. There was no acting. She didn't want to be there, but was working for the money, which works for me.

I bent her over and dog fucked her. She had one of those chains around her waist which was sexy. She had a nice arse too and she was taking the d quite well. I rolled her over and tried to convert the heathen girl to Christianity with a good sticking. I put her legs on my shoulders and fucked her hard. Her pussy was a bit rude looking, but the fuck was nice.

I've got to hand it to her, she is not a clock watcher. I fucked her for a good 25 mins without complaint. I couldn't hold my building load much longer so I tried my championship finishing move (nut bust on her tits). She refused to let me unload on her, the fuckin dot head! Still I got her to beat me off as she lay a half a metre away from me. I thought she had underestimated my capacity to shoot a good distance and I thought I was a chance to hit her with a big wad. I held back as she stroked it and shot a massive wad that missed her tits by centermeters which took her by surprise, but alas she escaped without my goo rinse. She gave me a playful slap at the end and I showered up.

As I was leaving I got her digits for a possible future private fuck. I usually don't fuck the same ho twice but I thought I should take her number because of the scarcity of cow-kissing whores in Melbourne. Overall she was a good fuck and if you want to try a Bollyfuck I reccomend it.

Has anyone else fucked at Far Eastern? More importantly I want info on where I can tap some Indian pussy. Help a brother out & as always, Happy whoring fuckers!

Far Eastern Relaxation. 77 Racecourse Road, North Melbourne